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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
springblossum
dirkar

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

superluminalflower

nintendo paid for this post

pastarrie

blizzard payed for that reply

slumbermancer

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

pastarrie

did it taste good?

slumbermancer

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

hallandoates1970topresent

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

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bassiter

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

vampireapologist

This is just literally what it’s like to sit on my porch

thicc-waifu

is this asmr

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